i can read his mind.
Mom: I tell you what, if I get any fatter, I'm not going to be able to find any clothes.
Brandon: Oh dear god, that's horrible.
Mom: I'm gonna have to go to Omar the Tent Maker to get some britches.
i refuse to take off my superman sweatshirt......
this is beyond gross.
I NEED A HOT TUB.
who has one?
Nice Superman sweater Just sayin– another man added to my long list of suitors that appear out of nowhere. GOD DAMN.
My boyfriend didn’t want my homemade blueberry muffins decorated with new year’s things because he has to work early in the morning. And I’m being stupid because I immediately assumed I would be seeing him tonight, when “we don’t live together”. Excuse me, I’ve only been over there every night this week, and you only get INCREDIBLY upset when I choose to...
and he quotes (500) days...
“I think you know what I need.”
sexy turkish men make my life much more difficult...
sitting around the house watching season 3 of trueblood, doing my nails, and making muffins :D
will someone please explain skins to me?
why should i watch it? what’s it about?
apartment hunting waffles every morning hogging the blankets waking up with someone against my back linking arms as we brush our teeth washing each other’s hair “shower cuddle time” making farting sounds with our mouths on each other’s skin furniture shopping yay for having a relationship that makes others want to vomit.
someone is a big, giant, smoldering bag of douche.
i need to get off my ass and go do zumba...
Today: Wake up around 11, cook breakfast with Dane, get ready to go. Head back to the house, sit on tumblr, check all my shit. ZUMBA AND YOGA! Christmas present exchange/shopping with Chris Coffee with Chris and Anthony Hanging out with Mindy, Rachel, Elizabeth, Casey, and Kait! (all my ksaw girls are visiting!) It’s going to be a greeeeaaat day :D
I don't experience sexual frustration.
motherclam: Because, I can get laid whenever I want.
thedailywhat: Movie Mashup of the Day: Leandro “Copperfield” Braga of “Tarantino vs Coen Brothers” and “Kubrick vs Scorsese” fame spent 11 days re-watching all 11 Pixar feature films released to date in order to piece together this rather stellar mashup of over 500 hand-selected scenes. Braga says: Pixar’s films have always been very important in my life. I was 6 years old when I watched Toy...
when you can't contain yourself because you see...