does zipfizz work?
sooo hot at the pool. I’m ready to move back to kennesaw. I want my apartment now.
Suck my presidential cock, bitch!
I feel a heartbeat in my ankles
I missed houses with guest rooms :)
Motorcycles in the driveway in all hour of the night… the perfect teenage fairytale.
Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
He just agreed to be my mate!
Keep your number to yourself.
Reblog if you create scenarios in your head that...
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I APOLOGIZE FOR MY NEVERENDING CHAIN OF FIGHT CLUB QUOTES EARLIER. i watched the movie for the first time in a reeealllly long time, and i couldn’t contain myself.
manda wrote us a poem.
when I finally see them bursting, those tiny pinpricks of light that permeate my eyelids from the outside, where you are, humming wildly, feverishly vibrating, straining, sucking on nectar buried deep inside the cupping of petals, when they finally become that supernova we’ve both drenched ourselves in sweat for, polishing, spit-shining their origin to a blinding sheen that god...
Ramen and bette davis :)
this is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.
I am jack’s cold sweat.
the condom is the glass slipper of our generation.
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The queen is their slave.
My god. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
i want you to hit me as hard as you can.
motherfucker! you hit me in the ear!
Self improvement is masturbation. And self destruction.
east bound and down.
FWD: I just shit myself with excitement after eating lunch. It was amazing
God hates fangs.
Boyfriend and clam sauce :) rcr?
john krasinski made “it’s complicated” worth watching.
clam sauce for dinner! Paula’s dad loves me! :)
Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore.
Eternity will never be enough for me, and eternally we’ll live our infallible love.